Weasel sent the following in an email to me today:
I had a dream you joined the USA Women’s Hockey team. Someone stole your Silver Medal, so you got your boyfriend that you met at the games (who also happened to be Jackie Chan) to beat the crap out of one of the Canadian Men’s figure skaters, and he gave you his medal. Jackie Chan then stuffed the body in a bobsled and sent it down the hill where it crashed.
Canada declared war against the USA and China when they found out who did it.
Best Dream Ever!!! Jackie Chan must really love you, Jonathon wouldn't start a war for me!!!
ReplyDeleteknowing Jackie Chan, the whole 'started a war' thing was probably a goofy accident.
ReplyDeleteThat is a sweet dream, though. And could totally happen.
hahahahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteThat should be real.
Jackie... {sigh}
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